Sleep Deprived Sunday

Last night I made a plan. I decided I was going to stay up late today to ensure a lovely sleep in on a cold wet Sunday morning.  Making a plan should have told me straight away it wasn’t going to work but as usual I went along with my plan oblivious to the fact that I know plans NEVER work for me. I delayed taking my nightly dose of seroquel and was eventually curled up in bed sometime after 1.30am.

This plan completely failed when I heard a knock at the door.  I did my best to ignore it but as my bedroom is at the front door it was to difficult and I got up and answered.  There I find 2 teenage boys asking for my daughter’s boyfriend.  I look at the clock and its 9am!

Even if I was awake I still have issues with this

1, Its 9 am on a fucking Sunday morning

2. You aren’t even asking for someone who lives here. You are asking for a guest. Call him!!

Anyway I let them in and went straight back to bed.  As soon as I start to doze back off my daughter AKA Witch 2, who slept in my bed with me last night decides to get up which wakes me up again.  I have a brief good morning chat and off she goes.  I think great and spread across the bed and finally start falling asleep again.  Do you think that lasted?

NO, Witch 2 decided it was OK to come in and out of my room, potter around, look for things, let the dog in and out and talk to me even though my eyes were clearly closed!!  Then I hear the boys leave and they both decide to scream out bye right at my window and then that was it everyone was up. I was awake!!

Being that I seemed to have no choice but to be awake I decided I would just make a coffee and go back in my room with the lap top and relax a little.  Making coffee, I open the fridge and no milk.  No Fucking Milk!!  Now everyone knows that they have to at least leave enough milk for my morning coffee or there will be trouble.  I had my tantrum and stomped off to my room. Someone was going to get milk and it wasn’t going to be me.

I tell Witch 2 she has to go and after her tantrum I wait for her to get ready. She takes so long and all I want is her to leave so I can go back to sleep.  Finally she leaves and I go back and lay down. The house is now quiet again as Witch 1 and her boyfriend went for the walk too. My plan is to go back to sleep and wake up whenever knowing if they see I am really asleep they will leave me alone for a little while.

Again, that didn’t happen. They didn’t take a key to get back in and rather than go around to the back door which is wide open they decide to knock on the door!!  I am so pissed off at this point but i get up let them in, make my coffee and go back to my room.

Now Witch 1 and her boyfriend have gone out for the day and Witch 2 has decided its chill in mum’s bed day and even though I keep telling her I want to sleep she still sits here playing on her iPod and harassing me and the dog.

The lack of sleep is playing havoc with my mood.  I want to slap someone.

Really Hard. With a closed fist!!

When I am not wanting to hurt someone I am crying and sooking at something.

So here I sit just wanting everyone to fuck off and let me sleep but do you think that’s going to happen?

My Guess would be NO!!!!

OMG now my phone is going off.  I’m not answering!!